Tuesday, July 26, 2005

what would happen if I ordered a free-standing eunuch?
can you have just one heathen?

Friday, July 08, 2005

I didn't know if you were a trafficker in double-sided tape.
Fat man with a harmonica ... what's not to like? He was either going to be a rock star or the president of an ice cream company. He looks just like Ben ... or Jerry, I'm not sure which ... I'm goin' with Jerry.