tech monkey

whole quote: "I'll bring it in so that the tech monkeys can throw their own feces at it."
- a hardware professional lamenting his warrantee agreement at Best Buy

don't! ... it'll eat the pleather
- college student

(of "Big Mac," the Virginia Tech Apple G5 supercomputer)
The special sauce is the RAM

(upon viewing the local churchoplex)
fortune cookie liturgy

dawn alias