an excellent carying agent for hommus

a million fuckin' sticky little baklavas
- a very tired chef

(of movie theatres converted into evangelical churches)
Churchoplex

lavalier tragedies
-Paul Begala

financial fry-o-lator

(professor accounting for students' poor attendance at an evening event)
hormonal errands to fulfill

(of extracting a dead hard drive from an iBook)
data buried in a tootsie pop